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HUMOR COLUMN, PIONEER PRESS, NW SUBURBS

VAN MOM STRIKES AGAIN
Great readers. A cool editor. And the column's going weekly. Find “Van Mom Strikes Again” in Pioneer Press newspapers, particularly in Chicago's NW suburbs — Arlington Heights, Buffalo Grove, Elk Grove Village, Hoffman Estates, Palatine and Schaumburg. Some will run weekly, others occasionally.



HUMOR ESSAY, "THE SUBURBAN WOMAN," MARCH 2007
THE MAMMOGRAPHY INQUISITION
Laura Cavanaugh's The Suburban Woman published “The Mammography Inquisition” in their March/April 2007 edition. Go to the NW Suburbs version, click on pages 47-90. Next, go to page 4. It's a PDF file, which takes awhile to load). BACK TO TOP


HUMOR ESSAY, "TALLAHASSEE WOMAN MAGAZINE," AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2008
OH, COCOA MIO!
Publisher and editor Kim Rosier published “Oh, Cocoa Mio!” in her August/September 2008 magazine. It's a PDF file, page 30 .
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HUMOR ESSAY, "CHICAGO PARENT" MAGAZINE, OCTOBER 2007

MY SON'S AIRPLANE IS DUE TOMORROW
Orville Wright's famous pioneering airplane never looked like this. Then again, Orville didn't build his out of popsicle sticks.


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HUMOR ESSAYS IN "SAVVY WOMAN," AUSTRALIA, JANUARY - FEBRUARY 2007


MY HUSBAND'S HOTTIE BOSS

After a scary round of unemployment, my husband found work. Unfortunately, his hot-cha-cha-cha female supervisor drives a red sports car with the license plate: 2Hot4U.

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HUMOR ESSAYS, "HUMORPRESS"

TRICK OR TREAT, MR. GOODBAR
My sister keeps telling me the over-40 dating scene is tough.

ONLY FOUR HOURS OF THANKSGIVING SHOPPING LEFT
Unfortunately, I waited until the last-minute to do my turkey-day shopping.

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